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Post  Prowler on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:25 am

Some Useful Latin:

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
Translation: When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Translation: I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

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Re: Useful Latin

Post  The General on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:52 am

ROFL!
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Re: Useful Latin

Post  EvilJr on Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:33 pm

wow, lol lol!

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More useful Latin Phrases...

Post  Prowler on Sun May 03, 2009 8:35 am

More useful Latin Phrases...

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
Translation: I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant.
Translation: May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy.

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
Translation: The devil made me do it!

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Re: Useful Latin

Post  EvilJr on Sun May 03, 2009 4:51 pm

lol!

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Post  The General on Mon May 04, 2009 12:25 am

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
Translation: The devil made me do it!

I am so getting that tattooed somewhere on my body...
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Yet More useful Latin Phrases...

Post  Prowler on Sun May 10, 2009 9:14 pm

Yet more useful Latin phrases:

Calvo turpius est nihil comato
Translation: Nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair

Faciem durum cacantis habes
Translation: You have the face of a man with severe constipation

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Post  The General on Sun May 10, 2009 9:53 pm

ROFL.... keep em coming... this is fucking classic bro.
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Post  Prowler on Wed May 13, 2009 9:24 pm

More useful Latin phrases:

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Translation: In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint.
Translation: If you won't sleep with me, the terrorists will have won.

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Re: Useful Latin

Post  EvilJr on Sat May 16, 2009 11:15 pm

lol!

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And yet more useful Latin phrases...

Post  Prowler on Wed May 20, 2009 6:30 am

And yet more useful Latin phrases...

Actus non facit reum nisi mens est rea.
Translation: I never intended to kill anybody.

Actio personalis monitur cum persona.
Translation: Dead men don't sue.

Meos tam suspicione quam crimine iudico carere oportere.
Translation: I feel that members of my family should never be suspected of breaking the law.

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Re: Useful Latin

Post  EvilJr on Wed May 20, 2009 4:34 pm

lol, where do you get all these?

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Re: Useful Latin

Post  The General on Wed May 20, 2009 4:43 pm

These are the things the voices in his head whisper to him upon the stroke of midnight... can't you hear them?
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Re: Useful Latin

Post  EvilJr on Thu May 21, 2009 9:25 pm

rofl

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Post  Prowler on Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:41 pm

Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Translation: Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
Translation: If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.

Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis.
Translation: I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

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Yes, still more useful Latin...

Post  Prowler on Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:22 pm

Yes, still more useful Latin...

Cogito, ergo sum.
Translation: I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo.
Translation: I think, therefore I am depressed.

Cogito sumere potum alterum.
Translation: I think I’ll have another drink.

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Post  The General on Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:21 am

Prowler wrote:Yes, still more useful Latin...

Cogito, ergo sum.
Translation: I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo.
Translation: I think, therefore I am depressed.

Cogito sumere potum alterum.
Translation: I think I’ll have another drink.

As always fucking priceless.
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Time for some more useful Latin!

Post  Prowler on Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:34 pm

Time for some more useful Latin!

Cupiditas praemium suum est.
Translation: Greed is it's own reward

Duc, sequere, aut de via decede.
Translation: Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

Fallaces sunt rerum species.
Translation: The appearances of things are deceptive.

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Post  EvilJr on Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:10 pm

lol

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Post  EvilJr on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:47 pm

volo cibus
Translation: I want food

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Re: Useful Latin

Post  EmptySoul187 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:17 am

lol! this is all greek to me
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Post  The General on Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:27 pm

EmptySoul187 wrote:lol! this is all greek to me

Not Greek, Latin! Smile
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Re: Useful Latin

Post  Prowler on Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:32 pm

Time to resurrect an old favorite...USEFUL LATIN PHRASES!

Caput tuum in ano est.
Translation: Your head is up [your] anus.

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Post  ANash on Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:34 pm

these are too funny lol!
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Post  EvilJr on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:01 pm

lol!

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